You broke my heart. So you leave me no choice: I have to break up with you.
Don’t get me wrong; it was fun while it lasted. You were always making me smile with your clever headlines and funny captions. And I’ll never forget all the times you thoughtfully gave me advice.
I thought we were a match made in heaven. I thought we’d be together forever. But you ruined everything. You took advantage of me. You weren’t faithful. You shattered my heart.
And now I have to dump you.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Facebook.
OK, so maybe destroyed is a bit dramatic, but they were at least heavily distracted by it.
And so it goes. We in the world of content marketing have a lot of things to click on. There are blog posts to read. There are whitepapers to download. There is research to skim. There is news to dissect. There are viral videos to watch. There are infographics to print out. There are webinars to attend. There are podcasts to tune in to.
It all becomes a bit exhausting after a while.